What are you doing in here with my chickens?
I was just...laying down after a snack.
Did you eat one of my chickens?
You look like a guilty chickenhawk.
Red Tailed Hawk Actually...
and I don't even like chicken.
There are feathers stuck on your feet. I think you ate a chicken.
Oh those...well...uh...
Why is this chicken missing it's head?
How did it get a hole in it?... It looks like you ate it.
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And is that dried blood on your face. Sure you didn't eat my chicken?
...uh...well...Maybe I ate just a little...
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FINE I ate it OK!
It's cold out and I was hungry!
You know what I do to things that eat my chickens!?
.......You know I am a legally protected right!?
........I'll let you off this time. I didn't want that one anyway. It was a rooster.
...I thought it was a little tough.
Since you ate my chicken can I get a picture with you before you go?
I hate pictures.
CHEESE!
...Didn't you eat another one of my chickens a while ago?
...I think i hear my chicks calling...Later.
